...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
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He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
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I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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