I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
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You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
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Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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