I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
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Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
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You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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