I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
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Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
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Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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