Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
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I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
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You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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