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Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
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He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
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And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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