youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
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ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
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Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
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The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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