I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
its not stalking. its research.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
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Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
The chlamydia really affected his face.
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I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
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