is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
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Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
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I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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