I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
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do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
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Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
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