i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
Randomize