I understand why you refuse to be sober now
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
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he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
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Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize