i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
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Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I fill condoms, not promises.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
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So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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