this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
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since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
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I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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