What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
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I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
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I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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