Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
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Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
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" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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