don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
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This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
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bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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