Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
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You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
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It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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