Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
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i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
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The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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