we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
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my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
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I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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