butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
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No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
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Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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