I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
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look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
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I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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