Jerry, you need to find god
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
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So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
It was like giving head to a cactus.
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Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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