Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
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this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
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I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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