Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
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Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
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My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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