Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
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He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
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Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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