great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
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I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
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Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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