dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
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You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
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Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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