Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
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sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
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Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
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