at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
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i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
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There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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