Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
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The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
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You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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