I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
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Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
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Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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