'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
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Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
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Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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