She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
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BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
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official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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