i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
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Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
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I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
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