Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
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maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
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I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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