Its about making memories worth repressing
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
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we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
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This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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