pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
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on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
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Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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