And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
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i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
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I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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