Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
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i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
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That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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