dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
She announced her abortion via fbk
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
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Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
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We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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