It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
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My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
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It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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