he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
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There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
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Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
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