Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
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Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
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Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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