what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
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How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
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Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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