Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
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Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
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We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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