Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
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two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
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I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
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