it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
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i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
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Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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