38 yer olds are good kisserssss
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
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after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
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I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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