You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
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nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
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I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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